I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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