i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
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