and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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