think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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