yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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