No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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