Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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