I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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