areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
She needs sedatives and a leash
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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