Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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