Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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