real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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