So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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