The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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