I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Randomize
