i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.�
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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