i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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