I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Come see our sink grown plant.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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