It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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