You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
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