Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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