i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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