she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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