Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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