I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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