so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
i just google imaged poop.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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