Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
i need some magic done to my vagina
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
