you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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