So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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