Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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