I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
time to smoke my breakfast
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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