She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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