I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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