You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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