It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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