Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
In other news, I just burned my penis
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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