I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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