I murdered the dance floor call the cops
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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