I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Randomize
