how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Randomize
