That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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