her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
love makes seman taste better
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
im holly from the hills drunk
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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