I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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