We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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