HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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