Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
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