It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Randomize
