i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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