We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
home. puking in laundry basket.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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