we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
You pole danced in your parka.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
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